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zxyogi

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Sex.....
« on: July 09, 2008, 07:44:46 PM »
Man picks up a Chinesse girl at a Disco and takes her home to his place.
She says " Me so horny,me do anything for you!"
He says "How about a 69?"
She says "You fuk off,me no cooking Duck with noodles in black bean sauce at this time of night!!!



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Si-10R

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 07:55:21 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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HammyUK

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 07:56:27 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]















what did she cook you in the end?
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Shotgun

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 08:02:43 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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zxyogi

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 08:04:12 PM »
Quote from: HammyUK on July 09, 2008, 07:56:27 PM
[rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

what did she cook you in the end?



I kicked her out cos i was hungry!!  [wall]
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HammyUK

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #5 on: July 09, 2008, 08:08:59 PM »
Order pizza next time [rofl]
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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 12:14:53 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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arek PL

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #7 on: July 10, 2008, 01:40:55 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Shongololo

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #8 on: July 10, 2008, 02:41:29 PM »
Oh I was going to say yes please, I thought it was an offer not a joke.... good joke though [rofl]
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truescot

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #9 on: July 10, 2008, 02:46:55 PM »
Quote from: Shongololo on July 10, 2008, 02:41:29 PM
Oh I was going to say yes please, I thought it was an offer not a joke.... good joke though [rofl]

I would watch what you say, yogi might just take u up on that
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Si-10R

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #10 on: July 10, 2008, 02:48:56 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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MikeyNinja

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #11 on: July 10, 2008, 03:08:32 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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zxyogi

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #12 on: July 10, 2008, 05:03:06 PM »
Quote from: truescot on July 10, 2008, 02:46:55 PM
Quote from: Shongololo on July 10, 2008, 02:41:29 PM
Oh I was going to say yes please, I thought it was an offer not a joke.... good joke though [rofl]

I would watch what you say, yogi might just take u up on that


 :roll:


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nuddy

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #13 on: July 10, 2008, 08:52:09 PM »

Yogi Nice  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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DaR1

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Re: Sex.....
« Reply #14 on: July 11, 2008, 04:44:35 PM »
lmao  [clap]
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