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zxyogi

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Gordon Brown
« on: July 09, 2008, 09:17:05 PM »

One of Gordon Browns first task's as PM
is to impose a new tax on Sex.

Kissing will be taxed at 10%
Hugging at 20%
Squeezing at 30%
Smooching at 50%
And Full on Sex at 90%

The great news is that Wanking will be Tax FREE!!!

New Labour...

Working Hard for Wankers!

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GRNINJA

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Re: Gordon Brown
« Reply #1 on: July 09, 2008, 09:19:00 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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zxyogi

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Re: Gordon Brown
« Reply #2 on: July 09, 2008, 09:43:20 PM »

....can you get me some?.....Tax free?

 :lol:
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Re: Gordon Brown
« Reply #3 on: July 09, 2008, 10:20:39 PM »

 :lol:
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Re: Gordon Brown
« Reply #4 on: July 09, 2008, 10:46:53 PM »

but just think of what they'll do to keep the boss happy [whistle]
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Re: Gordon Brown
« Reply #5 on: July 10, 2008, 12:19:42 AM »

wish we were all work and no play!!
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Re: Gordon Brown
« Reply #6 on: July 10, 2008, 07:09:17 PM »

What no "overtime".........................





























of course I was at work darling [whistle]
important job to get finished [whistle]

snarf snarf :downtown: :downtown:
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