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[fridayman]

my dream is to be a vigilante,i would love to...

... wear a cape and tights...? 

[arek PL]

I see u have a temper. dont get me wrong would do exactly the same but.... problem is they r not affraid of anybody, and have no respect. Problem starts when they get back to u withe the police and say u attacked them. Anyway thats mine major concern in situations like that.
Anyway respect to U!! 

Any you guys get bother with yobs in your nieghbourhood? We're getting swamped with the little shits right now.
We live in a great wee village, few houses, a school and a pub is all it has, but it is being swallowed up by the urban shithole that is Livingston.
For the last 4-5 years I have tolerated the gangs, noise, vandalism and threats...that is until last night. Son was out walking the dog about 11pm and he brought her back  in a bit of a hurry, 2 hooded thugs smashing up the bus stop outside our house. I went out to see what the noise was and they were walking towards me, hands in the air chanting there tribal bullshit. I mean, what is it with these little f*cks? I asked them what they were doing and they were quite happy to tell me... 'smashing up the bus stop you prick and your next' was the reply!
F###ing wrong answer!!!!
 I hoisted the little twat by the collar and smacked him one while he was in the air. The shock on his face was a picture. Shits think they can do anything and the tree hugging social workers will back them all the way. This twat had never seen the hairy side off his dads hand, that was for sure. I recon they were about 16, and best of all they ran home to Murieston valley, only the biggest, most expensive houses in the county. I pity the rozzers with these twats on the streets, their hands are tied. I'd bet they give anything to lay into a few of them.

Any way, sorry about the rant...up the revolution I say.    Pick axe shaft now lives behind door, next to big dog.     

[john.658]

Not really a bad tempered bloke arek, I'm a big softie, just got me on the wrong day I guess.
If it were a 17stone cage fighter he'd still have got a smack, although the outcome would have been  different................would have needed to hit the bugger twice   
 

[Andy J]

...............I have to admit, I do keep a sword under my bed.  Force of habit!  And i would be prepared to use it if someone broke in! I'll draw them through I tell you!

I always have my pork sword ready for action in bed just in case 

[arek PL]

i know what u mean. but it seems that good people are dragged to the court or police for ages and scum doesnt give a crap.
  take care

Not really a bad tempered bloke arek, I'm a big softie, just got me on the wrong day I guess.
If it were a 17stone cage fighter he'd still have got a smack, although the outcome would have been  different................would have needed to hit the bugger twice   
 

[john.658]

Wiil do
Cheers dude
 

[spenny]

right,this is what we gonna do,,we are going to be the zx10 police,,theres enough of us,and if anyone gets any grieff
we can muster up a possy and kick the shit out of them,drag em a few hundred yards tied to the back of a ten.

black visors ,false plates,and a base ball bats.,,,,,,im sick of this nanny state we live in,where the vilans are treated
with kid gloves.

anyway,,,any one for a brew.

[john.658]

 
Oh nooooo, what have I done 
There's gonna be a river of chav blood running all the way to Number Ten, and it leads right back to me.
On the plus side maybe ol' miser Brown will Knight me for savin' the coffers squillions in benefits, and there will be cheap black pudding for all. 

[spenny]

john,,,you are the master,,,,we will follow you forever.

[john.658]

 

Righto spenny, you will be my right hand man. Leader of the big green yob smacking machine 
(Just don't tell the others I'm too stiff to get me knee down  )

[zxyogi]

roll of chicken wire and a bag of cement. handy living 500yrds from the sea

  That aint gonna stop coastal erosion!!


 

[HammyUK]

only thing eroding will be the yob holding the bag of cement as the fish eat him through the chicken wire thats wrapped around the fecker.

[zxyogi]

 

[arek PL]

Im in!!!!!!!! 

right,this is what we gonna do,,we are going to be the zx10 police,,theres enough of us,and if anyone gets any grieff
we can muster up a possy and kick the shit out of them,drag em a few hundred yards tied to the back of a ten.

black visors ,false plates,and a base ball bats.,,,,,,im sick of this nanny state we live in,where the vilans are treated
with kid gloves.

anyway,,,any one for a brew.

[HammyUK]

I'll bring the milk.










and Yogi's cup