On hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away
Katie rushed round to her grandparents house to comfort her 95yr old granmother
When she asked how her grandfather had died , her grandmother replied ..
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on sunday morning"
Horrified Katie told her granmother that 2 people at that age having sex was surely asking for trouble !
"oh no my dear " replied granny
" Realizing our age we had figured out the best time to do it was a sunday morning as the church bells started ringing , it was just the right rythm.
nice and slow and even , nothing to strenuous, simply put dear in on the Ding and out on the Dong"
Gran paused, wiped away a tear and continued ...........
" And if that Fucking ice cream van hadn't come along he'd still be alive today !"