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kinny

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On Hearing that ............
« on: June 14, 2010, 09:47:30 PM »

On hearing that her elderly Grandfather had just passed away
Katie rushed round to her grandparents house to comfort her 95yr old granmother
When she asked how her grandfather had died , her grandmother replied ..
"He had a heart attack while we were making love on sunday morning"
Horrified Katie told her granmother that 2 people at that age having sex was surely asking for trouble !
"oh no my dear " replied granny
" Realizing our age we had figured out the best time to do it was a sunday morning as the church bells started ringing , it was just the right rythm.
nice and slow and even , nothing to strenuous, simply put dear in on the Ding and out on the Dong"
Gran paused, wiped away a tear and continued ...........


" And if that Fucking ice cream van hadn't come along he'd still be alive today !"
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Andy J

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Re: On Hearing that ............
« Reply #1 on: June 14, 2010, 10:13:56 PM »

 [rofl]  excellent   +bhp
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Re: On Hearing that ............
« Reply #2 on: June 15, 2010, 09:28:30 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] great [clap]
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Re: On Hearing that ............
« Reply #3 on: June 15, 2010, 09:55:58 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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