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Author Topic: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners  (Read 7022 times)

Andy J

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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #15 on: May 23, 2010, 12:20:26 AM »
WHAT A con this so-called evaporated milk is. I opened a tin of it this morning and it was still completely full.
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #16 on: May 23, 2010, 12:21:39 AM »
Just bought a 'low energy lightbulb' at B & Q. Assistant asked "Will you be putting this up yourself?" I said No - Its going in the lounge
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #17 on: May 23, 2010, 10:32:26 AM »
 :shock:  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #18 on: May 28, 2010, 07:21:11 PM »
Just typed 'Pretentious cock' into my sat nav. Piers Morgan, get the kettle on, I'm outside.
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #19 on: May 31, 2010, 04:49:24 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #20 on: June 01, 2010, 04:20:44 PM »
Went to see the Nurse the other day...
She said I was going to have to stop wanking...
I said "Why"
She said "Because I am trying to examine you..."  [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #21 on: June 01, 2010, 11:00:06 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #22 on: June 02, 2010, 06:37:17 PM »
 :icon_thumright:  [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #23 on: June 07, 2010, 11:04:54 PM »
The England players visited the local children's hospital today in South Africa.

"It's good to put a smile on the face's of people constantly struggling and facing the impossible", said Jamal Unboato, aged six.
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #24 on: June 08, 2010, 07:37:48 AM »
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #25 on: June 08, 2010, 06:37:35 PM »
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #26 on: June 08, 2010, 06:55:38 PM »
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #27 on: June 09, 2010, 10:31:27 PM »
Some chavs just moved in next door and asked me if i wanted a water fight, so i thought i'd post this on here whilst i was waiting for the kettle to boil
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #28 on: June 09, 2010, 10:33:07 PM »
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #29 on: June 09, 2010, 11:10:47 PM »
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