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Author Topic: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners  (Read 7024 times)

Andy J

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Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« on: May 20, 2010, 08:00:43 PM »
I got fired on my first day as a male masseuse today. Apparently the instruction ' finish off on her face ' didn't mean What I thought it did...
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #1 on: May 20, 2010, 08:33:56 PM »
I don't get it  :icon_scratch:












































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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #2 on: May 20, 2010, 09:50:26 PM »
Come again???.......   :tongue3:
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #3 on: May 20, 2010, 10:07:12 PM »
 :iamwithstupid:  [rofl] [rofl]
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Andy J

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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #4 on: May 20, 2010, 10:38:13 PM »
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #5 on: May 20, 2010, 10:38:24 PM »
 :icon_thumright: [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #6 on: May 21, 2010, 10:13:35 PM »
Andy, do you realise that after those two statements, theres a pattern forming here?   :shock:
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #7 on: May 22, 2010, 08:06:21 AM »
Went to a club last night.
The DJ played "Sit down" by james so we all sat down.
Then he played "Jump around" so we all jumped around.
Then he played "Come on Eileen".
Thats when I got thrown out!
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #8 on: May 22, 2010, 09:07:16 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] lmao!
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #9 on: May 22, 2010, 12:29:04 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #10 on: May 22, 2010, 03:37:06 PM »
How do you turn a fox into a pig?






































Marry her!  [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #11 on: May 22, 2010, 03:51:18 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #12 on: May 22, 2010, 04:11:25 PM »
Quote from: jamma10566 on May 22, 2010, 08:06:21 AM
Went to a club last night.
The DJ played "Sit down" by james so we all sat down.
Then he played "Jump around" so we all jumped around.
Then he played "Come on Eileen".
Thats when I got thrown out!
[rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #13 on: May 22, 2010, 11:18:30 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Andy J's daily joke, well regular one liners
« Reply #14 on: May 23, 2010, 12:19:37 AM »
THINKING of getting a dog? I would avoid golden retrievers and Labradors as it's frightening how many of their owners go blind
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