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Sunday's Joke...
« on: March 18, 2007, 02:47:45 PM »

Dog Pack Attacks Alligator In Florida

At times nature can be cruel, but there is also a raw beauty, and even a certain justice manifested within that cruelty.
The alligator, one of the oldest and ultimate predators, normally Considered the "apex predator", can still fall victim to implemented 'team work'
strategy, made possible due to the tight knit social structure and Survival of the pack mentality" bred into the canines.

See the remarkable photograph below courtesy of Nature Magazine. Note That the Alpha dog has a muzzle hold on the gator preventing it from breathing, while another dog has a hold on the tail to keep it from thrashing. The third dog attacks the soft underbelly of the gator.

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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #1 on: March 18, 2007, 02:50:36 PM »

 [rofl]bhp :icon_thumright:
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #2 on: March 18, 2007, 09:13:59 PM »

aaaaahhhhhhhhh  :icon_thumright: bhp
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #3 on: March 18, 2007, 10:24:25 PM »

my humour seems to be different to your's have a BHP for being brave  :icon_thumright:
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #4 on: March 18, 2007, 10:41:38 PM »

Cute.       Most definatly.


Funny     No Cigar I'm afraid



It's an awwww post and not a hahahahahahahahahaha I'm afraid.



Been waiting all night for todays joke as well  :emb:
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #5 on: March 18, 2007, 11:13:53 PM »

 Can't work out some folks' Humour.  Can't wait for next Sunday.
     By the way the 10th annual Cgck Sucking contest is this friday don't bother coming though pal we've got a bird to do it this year. Thanks anyway, Champ.....!  :hello2:

   
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #6 on: March 18, 2007, 11:19:45 PM »

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.   

  The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #7 on: March 18, 2007, 11:20:32 PM »

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.   

  The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."


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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #8 on: March 18, 2007, 11:27:08 PM »

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.   

  The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."


excellent  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #9 on: March 18, 2007, 11:59:37 PM »

awww ickle puppies ^^ they're sooooooooo cute *makes noises for cute things like women do* what did everyone get up to for saint patricks day then?
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #10 on: March 19, 2007, 12:00:17 AM »

when was st Pats day then  :dontknow:
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #11 on: March 19, 2007, 12:01:28 AM »

oh and welcome back  hunny bunny  :icon_thumright:
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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #12 on: March 19, 2007, 08:21:40 AM »

A man and his ever-nagging wife went on vacation to Jerusalem .  While they were there, the wife passed away. The undertaker told the husband, "You can have her shipped home for $5,000, or you can bury her here, in the Holy Land, for $150."  The man thought about it and told him he would just have her shipped home.   

  The undertaker asked, "Why would you spend $5,000 to ship your wife home, when it would be wonderful to be buried here and you would spend  only $150?"

The man replied, "Long ago a man died here, was buried here, and three days later he rose from the dead.  I just can't take that chance."


Now that's funny  :!:

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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #13 on: March 19, 2007, 10:11:08 AM »

 :iamwithstupid:

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Re: Sunday's Joke...
« Reply #14 on: March 19, 2007, 06:56:04 PM »

oh and welcome back  hunny bunny  :icon_thumright:
:iamwithstupid:  :icon_thumright:
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