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[truescot]

A soldier ran up to a nun. Out of breath he asked,

"Please may I hide under your skirt. I'll explain later. "

 

The nun agreed.

 

A moment later two Military Police ran up and asked,

"Sister, have you seen a soldier?"

The nun replied, "He went that way."

 

 

After the MPs ran off, the soldier crawled out from under her skirt and said,

 

"I can't thank you enough, Sister. You see, I don't want to go to Iraq."

 

The nun said, "I understand completely."

 

The soldier added, "I hope I'm not being rude, but you have a great pair of legs!"

 

 

The nun replied, "If you had looked a little higher,

 

 

you would have seen a great pair of nuts... I don't want to go to Iraq either."