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Paddy's Camel
« on: February 03, 2009, 09:40:45 PM »

Paddy was riding through the desert on his camel. He had been travelling so long that he felt the need to have sex. Obviously there were no women in the desert so he turned to his camel.
He tried to position himself to have sex with his camel but the camel ran away. Paddy ran to catch up to the camel and got back on and started to ride again. Soon he was feeling the urge to have sex again so once again he turned to his camel. The camel refused by running away. So he caught up to it again and go on it again.
Finally after riding the camel through the whole desert Paddy came to a road. There was a broken down car with three big chested beautiful blondes sitting in it.
He went up to them and asked the women if they needed any help.
The hottest girl said ,"Paddy if you fix our car we will do anything you want."
Paddy luckily knew a thing or two about cars and fixed it in a flash.
When he finished are three girls asked, "Paddy how could we ever repay you."
After thinking for a short while he replied,"Could you hold my camel?"
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