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Martek

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Wish Granted
« on: August 05, 2008, 08:10:53 PM »
A married man left work early one Friday, but instead of going home, he
spent the weekend partying with the boys.
When he finally returned home on Sunday night, his wife really got on
his case and stayed on it.

After a few of hours of swearing and screaming, his wife paused and
pointed at him and made him an offer. 'How would you like it if you
didn't see me for a couple of days?'.....

The husband couldn't believe his luck, so he looked up, smiled and said,
'That would suit me just fine!!'

Monday went by, and the man didn't see his wife. Tuesday and Wednesday
went by and he still didn't see her.

Come Thursday, the swelling went down a bit and he could see her a
little, out of the corner of his left eye.

 

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zx10rmark

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Re: Wish Granted
« Reply #1 on: August 05, 2008, 08:39:31 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Andy J

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Re: Wish Granted
« Reply #2 on: August 05, 2008, 08:42:33 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]  +bhp
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madlad

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Re: Wish Granted
« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2008, 09:20:23 PM »
Old but still funny  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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davemfox

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Re: Wish Granted
« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2008, 09:25:09 PM »
 :iamwithstupid:  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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silky22

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Re: Wish Granted
« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2008, 09:43:30 PM »
fookin ace ,even the misses had giggle +bhp  [rofl] [rofl]
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Si-10R

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Re: Wish Granted
« Reply #6 on: August 06, 2008, 07:06:53 AM »
 [rofl]
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