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Martek

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Honesty is the best policy!!
« on: June 19, 2008, 10:27:53 PM »

A man charges into a bank wearing a balaclava and wielding a handgun.

He shouts "This is a raid - everyone get on the floor" and proceeds to empty the cash drawers.

As he runs towards the door with the loot, a brave customer yanks off the robber's balaclava, The robber immediately shoots the customer in the head and shouts, "Did anybody else see my face?"

As he turns to leave, the robber notices another customer peering from behind a counter, so he goes over and shoots him in the head.

"One last time, did anybody else see my face?" he shouts again, waving his gun around. There is silence for a few seconds before a male voice is heard from a distant corner...
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..."I think my missus caught a glimpse."  :shock: :lol: :lol:







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GRNINJA

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Re: Honesty is the best policy!!
« Reply #1 on: June 19, 2008, 10:30:43 PM »

heard it ... its a good un  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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madlad

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Re: Honesty is the best policy!!
« Reply #2 on: June 22, 2008, 09:01:08 PM »

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Has anyone seen my marbles?
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