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Author Topic: Speech Impediment  (Read 1551 times)

Kat

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Speech Impediment
« on: June 18, 2008, 12:24:59 PM »

This guy owns a stud farm. One day a friend phones him up and says, 'there's this dwarf with a speech impediment I know who wants to buy a horse, so I've sent him round to see you.' Sure enough the dwarf turns up. The owner asks him, 'do you want a male horse or a female horse?' 'A female horth', the dwarf replies. So the owner shows him a mare.

'Nith horth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her eyth?' So the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses eyes. 'Nith eyth', says the dwarf, 'can I thee her teeth?' Again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses teeth. 'Nith teeth, can I see her eerth?' the dwarf says. By now the owner is getting a little fed up but again the owner picks up the dwarf to show him the horses ears. 'Nith eerth' he says 'now, can I see her twot?'

With this the owner picks up the dwarf and shoves his head deep inside the horse's vagina, he holds him there for a second before pulling him out and putting him down. The dwarf shakes his head and says, 'maybe I should wefwaze that. Can I see her wun awound!'
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madlad

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Re: Speech Impediment
« Reply #1 on: June 18, 2008, 01:02:28 PM »

Its an old one but still funny.. [rofl]
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zx10r bob

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Re: Speech Impediment
« Reply #2 on: June 18, 2008, 09:51:42 PM »

quality the old ones are allways the best [rofl] [rofl]
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Andy J

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Re: Speech Impediment
« Reply #3 on: June 18, 2008, 11:29:30 PM »

quality the old ones are allways the best [rofl] [rofl]

 :iamwithstupid: [rofl]
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shanezx6r

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Re: Speech Impediment
« Reply #4 on: June 19, 2008, 01:12:19 AM »

 [rofl] [clap]
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Black10R

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Re: Speech Impediment
« Reply #5 on: June 19, 2008, 09:41:45 AM »

 [rofl]
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