Wondered where this was going but in the end
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> > A pair of Siamese twins walk into a pub and park themselves on a bar
> > stool. One of them says to the landlord "Don't mind us, were joined at
> > the hip. I'm John, he's Jim. Two pints of Boddingtons please".
> >
> > The landlord, feeling slightly awkward, makes polite conversation
> > while pouring the beers.
> >
> > "Been on holiday yet, lads?"
> >
> > "Off to France next month" says John. "We go to France every year,
> > don't we, Jim?"
> >
> > Jim agrees.
> >
> > "Ah, France!" says the landlord. "Wonderful country... the food, the
> > wine, the culture..."
> >
> > "Nah, we don't like that French muck," says John. "Pie and chips and
> > Boddingtons. That's us, eh Jim? And we can't stand the French, they're
> > so rude."
> >
> > "So why keep going to France?" asks the landlord.
> >
> > "It's the only chance Jim gets to drive".
