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Author Topic: The British Solution to Save Petrol  (Read 2176 times)

MajicKwak

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The British Solution to Save Petrol
« on: February 28, 2008, 01:19:58 PM »

Brown wants us to cut the amount of petrol we use......

 

The best way to stop using so much petrol is to deport 3 million illegal immigrants!

 

 

That would be 3 million less people using our petrol. The price of petrol would come down.....

 

 

Bring our troops home from Iraq to guard the Channel....

 

 

When they catch an illegal immigrant crossing the Channel, hand him a canteen, rifle and some ammo and ship him to Iraq .

Tell him if he wants to come to Britain then he must serve a tour in the military....

Give him a soldier's pay while he's there and tax him on it.....

 

 

After his tour, he will be allowed to become a citizen since he defended this country.....

He will also be registered to be taxed and be a legal resident..... .

 

 

This option will probably deter illegal immigration and provide a solution for the troops in Iraq and the aliens trying to make a better life for themselves.. .....

 

 

If they refuse to serve, ship them to Iraq anyway, without the canteen, rifle or ammo.....

Problem solved.....

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #1 on: February 28, 2008, 01:35:39 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #2 on: February 28, 2008, 01:43:18 PM »

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #3 on: February 28, 2008, 02:12:43 PM »

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #4 on: February 28, 2008, 02:51:19 PM »

 [rofl]Good one. Make 'em swim back, save more fuel.
The Aussies are way ahead of us, we need to catch up.......



What a brilliant idea, it should be standard in the UK !!!!
New Telephone Greeting - Go Aussie
Wouldn't it be amazing, if this caught on, all over the UK ...?

New Telephone Greeting:

'GOOD MORNING, WELCOME TO AUSTRALIA '

'Press '1' if you speak English.'

'Press ''2'' to disconnect until you can


 
 
 
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #5 on: February 28, 2008, 07:04:40 PM »

 But who would they get to clean the House of Commons and where could you get 11,000 security guards in a hurry?
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #6 on: February 29, 2008, 08:13:47 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #7 on: February 29, 2008, 09:24:50 AM »

Plenty of work shy Brits that should be forced to work....no work NO benefits!!!
If the work shy were to work...God forbid....then there would be no need for immigrants....oh forgot,most of them fookers are work shy to!!!.......back to the bar Chaps!
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #8 on: February 29, 2008, 02:37:06 PM »

Plenty of work shy Brits that should be forced to work....no work NO benefits!!!
If the work shy were to work...God forbid....then there would be no need for immigrants....oh forgot,most of them fookers are work shy to!!!.......back to the bar Chaps!

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #9 on: February 29, 2008, 08:11:06 PM »

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #10 on: February 29, 2008, 08:12:58 PM »

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #11 on: March 01, 2008, 12:05:57 AM »

Plenty of work shy Brits that should be forced to work....no work NO benefits!!!
If the work shy were to work...God forbid....then there would be no need for immigrants....oh forgot,most of them fookers are work shy to!!!.......back to the bar Chaps!

 :iamwithstupid:  aye, far too many people on the rock and roll who need to get back to work  [wall]
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #12 on: March 01, 2008, 12:30:03 AM »

oh the fookin aussies have it totaly correct
The UK Needs A Leader Like This!



 
                Prime Minister John Howard - Australia


Muslims who want to live under Islamic Sharia law were told on Wednesday to get out of Australia , as the government targeted radicals in a bid to head off potential terror attacks.
Separately, Howard angered some Australian Muslims on Wednesday by saying he supported spy agencies monitoring the nation's mosques. Quote: 'IMMIGRANTS, NOT AUSTRALIANS, MUST ADAPT. Take It Or Leave It. I am tired of this nation worrying about whether we are offending some individual or their culture. Since the terrorist attacks on Bali , we have experienced a surge in patriotism by the majority of Australians.'   


'This culture has been developed over two centuries of struggles, trials and victories by millions of men and women who have sought freedom'
'We speak mainly ENGLISH, not Spanish, Lebanese, Arabic, Chinese, Japanese, Russian, or any other language. Therefore, if you wish to become part of our society . Learn the language!'
'Most Australians believe in God. This is not some Christian, right wing, political push, but a fact, because Christian men and women, on Christian principles, founded this nation, and this is clearly documented. It is certainly appropriate to display it on the walls of our schools. If God offends you, then I suggest you consider another part of the world as your new home, because God is part of our culture.'
'We will accept your beliefs, and will not question why. All we ask is that you accept ours, and live in harmony and peaceful enjoyment with us.'
'This is OUR COUNTRY, OUR LAND, and OUR LIFESTYLE, and we will allow you every opportunity to enjoy all this. But once you are done complaining, whining, and griping about Our Flag, Our Pledge, Our Christian beliefs, or Our Way of Life, I highly encourage you take advantage of one other great Australian freedom,
'THE RIGHT TO LEAVE'.'
'If you aren't happy here then LEAVE. We didn't force you to come here. You asked to be here. So accept the country YOU accepted.'
Maybe if we circulate this amongst ourselves, English citizens and Leaders will find the backbone to start speaking and voicing the same truths.
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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #13 on: March 01, 2008, 12:34:22 AM »

..they did...now they have voted John Howard out of power and have a soft Labour government in

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Re: The British Solution to Save Petrol
« Reply #14 on: March 01, 2008, 12:42:19 AM »

oh fook every fuckers going fuckin soft in the ed
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