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[davemfox]

A Scotsman, an Englishman and a Newfoundlander were  sitting in a bar in
Toronto. The view was fantastic, the beer excellent, the  food
exceptional.

"As good as this is," said the Scotsman, "I still prefer  the pubs back
home. In Glasgow, there's a wee place called McTavish's.  The landlord
goes out of his way for the locals. When you buy four  drinks, he will buy
the fifth drink for you."

"Well, Angus," said the Englishman, "At my local in  London, the Red Lion,
the barman will buy you your third drink after you buy  the first two."

"Ahhh, dat's nothin'," said the Newfie. "Back home in Sin  Jahn's there's
the Codfish Bar. The moment you set foot in the place,  they'll buy you a
drink, then another, all the drinks you like, actually.  Then, when you ve
had enough drinks, they'll take you upstairs and see dat  you gets laid,
all on the house!"

The Englishman and Scotsman immediately shout down the  Newfie's claims,
but he swears every word is true. "Well," said the  Englishman, still
suspicious. "Did this actually happen to you?"

"Not meself, personally, no," admitted the Newf. "But it  did happen to me
sister quite a few times."

 

[GRNINJA]

hmmmm that was a but suspect maybe a slight chuckle

[Andy J]

I'd say 6/10 for that one Dave,

come on lad you can do better than that