A man walks into a chemist shop with his13-year old son.
They happen to walk by the condom display, and the boy asks, 'What are these, Dad?
To which the man with a matter-of-fact attitude replies,
'Those are called condoms son. Men use them to have safe sex.' 'Oh I see,'
replied the boy pensively. 'Yes, I've heard of That in health class at
school.' He looks over the display and picks up a Package of 3 and
asks,'Why are there 3 in this package?' The dad replies, 'Those are for
high school boys, one for Friday, one for Saturday, and one for Sunday.'
'Cool' says the boy. He notices a 6 pack and asks, 'Then who are these
for?' 'Those are for students,' the father answers, TWO for Friday, TWO for
Saturday, and TWO for Sunday.' 'WOW!' exclaimed the boy, 'then who uses
THESE?' he asks, picking up a 12 pack. With a sigh and a tear in his eye,
the father replied, 'Those are for married men. One for January, one for
February, one for March.ETC:'