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fido

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Wrong Judgement
« on: October 03, 2007, 03:37:57 PM »

Jim and Karen were both patients in a mental hospital.

One day while they were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim
suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.

Karen promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and
pulled Jim out.

When the Head Nurse Director became aware of Karen's heroic act, she
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable.

When she went to tell Karen the news she said, "Karen, I have good
news and bad news.
The good news is you're being discharged since you were able to
rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of
another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a
sound mind.
The bad news is, Jim, the patient you saved, hung himself in the
bathroom with his bathrobe belt right after you saved him. I am so
sorry, but he's dead."

Karen replied, "He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?"
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Re: Wrong Judgement
« Reply #1 on: October 03, 2007, 03:59:36 PM »

 [whistle] heard it but worth a chuckle  [rofl]
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Re: Wrong Judgement
« Reply #2 on: October 03, 2007, 04:59:48 PM »

 :icon_thumright:
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Re: Wrong Judgement
« Reply #3 on: October 03, 2007, 05:07:13 PM »

 :iamwithstupid:

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