I was stressed out & urgently needed a few days off work, but I knew the
boss would not allow me to take any leave. I thought that maybe if I
acted "CRAZY" then he would tell me to take a few days off. So I hung
upside down on the ceiling and made funny noises. My co-worker (who's
blonde) asked me what I was doing?
I told her that I was pretending to be a light bulb so that the boss
would think I was "CRAZY" and give me a few days off. A few minutes
later the boss came into the office and asked "What are you doing ?" I
told him I was a light bulb. He said "You are clearly stressed out. Go
home and recuperate for a couple of days". I jumped down and walked out
of the office. When my co-worker (the blonde) followed me, the boss
asked her "...And where do you think you're going?"
She said, "I'm going home too, I can't work in the dark!"
