This has probably been posted before...
One night, after a couple had retired for the night, the woman became
aware that her husband was touching her in a most unusual manner. He
started by running his hand across her shoulders and the small of her
back.
He then ran his hand over her breasts, touching them very lightly. Then
he proceeded to run his hand gently down her side, sliding his hand over
her stomach, and then down the other side to a point below her waist.
He continued on, gently feeling her hips, first one side then the other.
His hand ran further down the outside of her thighs. His gentle probing
then started up the inside of her left thigh, stopped and then returned
to do the
same to her right thigh.
By this time the woman was becoming aroused and she squirmed a little to better position herself.
The man stopped abruptly and rolled over to his side of the bed.
"Why are you stopping darling?" she whispered breathlessly.
He whispered back, "I found the remote."
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Dave
