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Shongololo

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Coincidence
« on: July 23, 2007, 06:58:54 PM »

A chicken farmer went to a local bar... sat next to a woman and ordered a
glass of champagne.
The woman perks up and says, "How about that? I just ordered a glass of
champagne, too!"
"What a coincidence," the farmer says, "This is a special day for me, I'm
celebrating."
"This is a special day for me too, I'm also celebrating!" says the woman.
"What a coincidence," says the man. As they clinked glasses the farmer
asked, "What are you celebrating?"
"My husband and I have been trying to have a child, and today my
gynaecologist told me that I'm pregnant!"
"What a coincidence," says the man ... "I'm a chicken farmer, and for years
all my hens were infertile, but today they're finally laying fertilized eggs."
"That's great!" says the woman, "How did your chickens become fertile?"

 




"I used a different cock," he replied.
The woman smiled and said, "What a coincidence..."

 

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JediZX10R

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #1 on: July 23, 2007, 07:24:16 PM »

very good  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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EXJ10R

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #2 on: July 23, 2007, 07:25:41 PM »

 [whistle]
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Andy J

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #3 on: July 23, 2007, 07:50:08 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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GRNINJA

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #4 on: July 23, 2007, 10:00:32 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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pocket_rocket

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #5 on: July 24, 2007, 08:59:37 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] - variety . . . the spice of life  :lol:  :tongue3:
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madlad

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #6 on: July 25, 2007, 03:29:11 PM »

Cock a doodle do, or should I say, any cock'll do.... [rofl]
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Shongololo

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Re: Coincidence
« Reply #7 on: July 25, 2007, 03:31:24 PM »

 [rofl]@madlad
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