ok here goes then
Question 1: When you get on a bike do you
a) turn it on
b) adjust the mirrors
c) lovingly stroke the tank
d) pull your iridium visor down, putting you in stealth mode
A = Admirer the beast in all its beauty before having an accident in my pants
Question 2: When riding on the motorway do you
a) filter at a ton
b) keep a good distance between you and the sloooooowww weeeeeaving BMW rider in front
c) weave between the cats eyes like they are orange cones, just because 'you can'
d) ride erratically, trying to catch everyone out
A= Hoon through all the cars like I have an hour to live , if I am on my own.... or follow the leader if in a group
Question 3: When filtering, what is your top speed
a) 10 mph
b) 10 mph above the speed of the accompanying traffic
c) 30 mph above the speed of the accompanying traffic
d) 60 mph no matter the speed of the traffic
A= don't look down going to fast
Question 4: When you see some tottie, what do you do
a) SLOW down and kerb crawl her...
b) Pull a wheelie, pass her, then pull a stoppie *just* in front of her, then flip up your visor to show her your gorgeous eyes... ()
c) Just pass her - she aint on a bike. beeyatch.
d) Aim for her (if she moves, shes not worth it, if she doesnt, shes the one!)
A= don't see any tottie going too fast
Question 5: When choosing your new bike, whats more important
a) shineyness
b) colour/paintjob
c) performance
d) reliability
A= that it is an 04/04 Ten but with 0 miles on it
Question 6: What is your favourite activity/use for a bike
a) commuting
b) rideouts
c) track days/racing
d) tricks
A= C
Question 7: Which of these is the coolest
a) Buell Lightning
b) Honda Goldwing
c) Cagiva Planet
d) Suzuki DT250
A= zx10r
Question 8: How many bikes have you owned
a) there can be only one
b) more than one but less than 5
c) less than 10 but more than five
d) hundreds and millions
A= oh I can answer this one
silly me ahem B) but in my eyes the others were a filling gap.
Question 9: Rate yourself
a) im mean keen and a speed machine
b) im funky cool calm and collected
c) dont you know who i am?!
d) i wear an orange vest. need i say more.
A= I ride it like i stole it...... (in my head anyway
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Question 10: How long can you hold your breath for
a) less than a minute
b) more than a minute but less than 2 minutes
c) more than 2 minutes but less than five
d) *sorry i blacked out, what was the question?*
A= why would I try thats too busy panting under my helmet from exitement
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