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[Gizmocities]

"How come you're late?" asks her boyfriend as the blonde walks in the door.

"It was awful," she explains. "I was walking down the street and there was this terrible motorbike accident. A man was lying in the middle of the street; he hit a car and was thrown over the handle bars. His leg was broken, his skull was fractured, and there was blood everywhere. Thank God I took that first-aid course; all my training came back to me in a minute."
"What did you do?" asks the boyfriend.
"I sat down and put my head between my knees to keep from fainting!"

[GRNINJA]

 

[Andy J]