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[Shongololo]

Help! The sky has changed color and there is a bright light shining from it. Whats going on? are we under attack? Are the aliens finally here?

PLease tell me why the sky is blue and there is a big bright shining thing?

 Are we safe?

[GRNINJA]

 

[zxyogi]

Shiney thing in the sky?...... 

[10RDan]

Safe 'til tomorrow, then it will piss.   

[Andy J]

still bloody cold though 

[EXJ10R]

Help! The sky has changed color and there is a bright light shining from it. Whats going on? are we under attack? Are the aliens finally here?

PLease tell me why the sky is blue and there is a big bright shining thing?

 Are we safe?

Run to the hills................................                  run for your lives....................................

[Shongololo]

Help! The sky has changed color and there is a bright light shining from it. Whats going on? are we under attack? Are the aliens finally here?

PLease tell me why the sky is blue and there is a big bright shining thing?

 Are we safe?

Run to the hills................................                  run for your lives....................................


  

[MajicKwak]

It'll be the new flying speed camera that's following you/me/everyone about.

It's not a bright light by the way it's a high penetration IR beam that they are trying to brainwash bikers with to make them think that riding a bike is the most evil thing in the world and that you must give it up as soon as the current journey is completed, should you make it to the journey's end.

The way to counter act the strong force of the beam is to wrap your head in tin foil, don't worry about the looks you'll get as you'll be wearing your helmet and Iridium tinted visor (which also will help deflect the rays) and no one will be any the wiser till you turn up at your destination.

I understand that the main helmet manufacturers are developing a tinfoil lined helmet so that it offers even better protection, without the Faux Pas of turning up at the local bikers meet with an aluminium under helmet hat on.  No price has been given on these new safety helmets and there is talk of actually subsudizing the cost to prevent the loss in sales from people becoming ex motorcyclists.

[Si-10R]

Sorry guys the bright light was a bad curry last night! 

[2 pints of heavy]

suck it up you Nancy's.....it could be worse

[Shongololo]

  @ R1tastic and Majickwak