A man of middle eastern origin walks into a brothel on a Monday and speaks to the Madam, " I wood likee a lovely englishhhh girllly"
"First door on the left, wipe yer feet as yer go" in she replys. So in goes Abdul (not pc correct but cant give a fuck at the mo) and wipes his feet.
"How`d yer want me?" says the busty blond. "Be taking all your clothes off, be laying in your bed with bum in air" So she does what she`s told and is now laying on the bed with her arse stuck in the air. Abdul then strips, a minute goes by, then she feels Abdul part her buttocks to get a good look at her fanny. He then gets his head between her legs, parts her fanny lips and then..... puts his lips millimetres away and gently blows his fag stength breath up her fanny.
Gets up and walks out.
He gets up, dresses and without saying a word, walks out
On Tuesday her returns and agian asks for a lovely English woman, and agian he repeats what he had done the day before, infact, he did the exact same thing for the rest of the week.
Come Sunday, all the girls are shit scared, they all have punters with weird requests, but all this fella does is get em to strip, assume the position and then, having caressed them, get up, get dressed and fuck off without a word.
"He could flip at anytime" the girls complain to the Madam. "We aint doin im till you ave a word" the girls tells the Madam.
So in wanders Abdul, before he could say a word, the Madam holds her hand up and says: "Sorry mate, but the girls are worried bout you, all you do is goin and your out a minute later and you aint touched them, they fink your some sorta fucking nutter"
Abdul looks very worried and replys" Pleaseeee I want no trouble, before I got into back of lorry that brought me to England, Taliban man told me I must blow up as many English "cunts as I can
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