ZX 10 R Forum

Please login or register.

Login with username, password and session length
Advanced search  

News:

Welcome ZX10R Ninja Owners!!!!!
Front Page Here
Can all new members that haven't posted please read the admin and announcement page for the forum rules.

Pages: [1]   Go Down

Author Topic: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!  (Read 1641 times)

madlad

  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 45
  • Posts: 640
OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« on: June 20, 2007, 02:03:17 PM »
A man out shopping notices a woman keeps staring at him.

Starting to feel a little uneasy he goes up to her " do I know you?"

" I think you're the father of one of my children!" she replies

feeling ashamed hes thinks back to the only time he was unfaithful to his wife

"are you the stripper I shagged over the pool table, while your sister rammed a cucumber up my arse?"
.
.
.
.
the lady smiles "erm, no i'm your sons teacher"
Logged
Has anyone seen my marbles?

Lovell

  • aka Mr Minor
  • Mini Moto Madmad
  • **
  • Personal BHP 84
  • Posts: 243
  • Rome of the North
Re: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: June 20, 2007, 03:56:25 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
Logged

horse

  • I am a GP wanna be not a
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 216
  • Posts: 5197
  • The Shepherd is Here!
Re: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: June 20, 2007, 05:41:36 PM »
 [clap]
Logged

Ride Hard! Play Hard!

mannzx10r

  • Rookie Racer
  • ***
  • Personal BHP 55
  • Posts: 433
  • ride your life away
Re: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: June 20, 2007, 06:04:09 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [clap]
Logged

GRNINJA

  • Super Dooper
  • Administrator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 680
  • Posts: 25374
  • -ZX10R Ninja-
Re: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: June 20, 2007, 06:44:21 PM »
I have heard it but very good none the less  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Ride it like you stole it - or at least try

Shongololo

  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 169
  • Posts: 4284
  • Bedmond, Herts
Re: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: June 20, 2007, 07:58:39 PM »
 [rofl] [clap] [rofl]
Logged

Brotherhood of the Elite. It's not who you are it's what you ride.
http://fullthrottledecals.co.uk

KEIRON10R

  • The 10R Doctor
  • Global Moderator
  • GP Hero
  • *****
  • Personal BHP 262
  • Posts: 3364
  • www.roadsafetyuk.com
Re: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: June 20, 2007, 07:58:47 PM »
 [rofl]
Logged

Andy J

  • RIP - Keiron
  • Super Moderator *VIP*
  • GP Hero
  • ******
  • Personal BHP 600
  • Posts: 16721
  • Near Chester - NorthWales
Re: OOPS.........!!!!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: June 20, 2007, 10:50:39 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
Logged
Pages: [1]   Go Up
« previous next »
 

Page created in 0.104 seconds with 21 queries.