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[GRNINJA]

1 problem don't have pockets on my leathers 

[Shongololo]

I have the same at a particular roundabout right near work. single lane road but it splits into two for the roundabout.So cars go straight across as I'm turning right I get squeezed. Learnt to anticipate it.

three options to revenge:
1) Use your toe sliders as you go past especialy if you have an allen key bolt slightly jutting out of teh aforesaid toe slider

or

2) This is a variation of the uppercut. Pull up along side make sure your escape route is clear i.e. no stoppped traffic, and smack down hard on the top of the wing mirror. Wing mirrors have teh spring to go back or forwards as we know but they break off if yougo down or up.

3) reach across and lift their window wiper if you ar quick enough you can remove or just bend  it if the car is stationary. or just lift so they have to get out to put it down.

[zxyogi]

  Thats very  so very  !!

Will have to get pocket to come and  sort you out!


 

[davmail]

Thats all very well,but what if they take your reg,no and report you to the Police,could you not be on a charge of criminal damage?and have to pay out??

[Shongololo]

Reg plate whats that? .....

" Oh dear officer it seems to have broken off when I was going down those very bumby B roads, see there is a little bit of plastic left in the corner where it snapped off  I'll go right home and replace it, sorry officer"

[Andy J]

sensible;
there are lots of ignorant wankers out there who think that they are better thean everyone else, the best thing to do is to let them go. The risk of falling off etc when retaliating is high guys, leave he sad fuckers to do their thing and laugh at them 

Real world;
However, I can't help but to get mad and argue when my life is put in danger...... an angry biker is a huge problem to a car driver as there's no escape for them

bollock them at the lights or snap a mirror off their car and they'll never have time to record your plate anyhow

[Gizmocities]

The big pannel just below the drivers window dents real easy.   

Big panel + Knee slider = Big dent
or
Big Panel + armoured  knuckles = big dent...

Think of it as education.  If these drivers are not taught a lesson they will end up killing someone.

p.s.  I still have a big scrape on my shoulder pad from a lorry doing the same thing.  I had to follow him for 15 miles, but he knows to look in his mirrors at roundabouts from now on.

[Andy J]

when I was over in Derby on Friday I had a guy nearly take the front of my car off  I was in the inside lane when he came past in the outside lane, no problem there, then he realised that the road was reducing to one lane so decided that he'd turn into a gap that wasn't there  he missed my wing by inches so I used my horn as I really thought that he was going to hit my car. Then the fucking wanker started the old 'pull over and lets fight business' what a wanker, I wasn't in the mood so just let him get on with it, some people are tossers aren't they.

With hindsight I did the right thing by ignoring him, why should I drop down to his low level of intelligence afterall, I must admit that I was really close to pulling over and having the fight he was offering as he needed a good thump to teach the tosser a lesson. Maybe next time I'll get stabbed by a drug dealing loser or maybe I'll stay calm again, we'll see. 

I'm liking this getting older and calmer stuff 

[fossil]

Nice one - totally agree. BHP.

[zxyogi]

 

Untill someone really treads on me shit then its time of the month for Yogi!!


 

[10rmish]

i usally laugh at people who want to fight.then one day a chav in a butchers van cut me up so i hit the horn and he gives me the i am at a set of lights up the road he gets out to fight so i obliged.he nearly shit himself when i got out of my car.he got in his van and cleared off,made my day that did.

[Andy J]

i usally laugh at people who want to fight.then one day a chav in a butchers van cut me up so i hit the horn and he gives me the i am at a set of lights up the road he gets out to fight so i obliged.he nearly shit himself when i got out of my car.he got in his van and cleared off,made my day that did.

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