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[pocket_rocket]

A Jamaican fireman came home from work one day and said to his wife, "Ya no sumptin' womon, we have a wonderful new system at de fire station...
Bell 1 rings - we put on our jackets.
Bell 2 rings - we slide down de pole.
Bell 3 rings -we jump on de engine and we's ready to go.

"From now on womon, When I say, 'Bell one' I want you to strip naked.
When I say, 'Bell two' you jump on de bed.
When I say, 'Bell three' we's gonna mek love all tru de night gurl."

The next night, he came home and shouted,
"Bell One" and the wife stripped naked!
"Bell Two" and she jumped on the bed!
"Bell Three" and they started to make love!
After a few minutes, the wife yelled out,
"Bell Four"
"WOMON ... What de hell is Bell Four'?" he asked.

She replied,
"ROLL OUT MORE HOSE, MON, YOU AIN'T NOWHERE NEAR De Fire!"

 

[madlad]

 

[KEIRON10R]

 

[MajicKwak]

 

[davemfox]

 

Dave

[horse]

 

[GRNINJA]

  that quality

[JediZX10R]

funny as fek

[Martek]

  Feckin like that one, have a bhp.
Dave.

[Andy J]

had to pass this one around my old office    +bhp

[Shongololo]

  Don't get it.........





I never have that problem.

[pocket_rocket]

Don't get it.........





I never have that problem.

   So how do you manage to hide it in your leathers?? 

[Shongololo]

That ain't my leg and boot it's my  ........ 

[Andy J]

I get it, your 'Jake the Peg'



 

[pocket_rocket]

  that looks sooooooo wrong  . . .