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Author Topic: Ballerina!  (Read 2213 times)

Martek

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Ballerina!
« on: June 11, 2007, 06:19:11 PM »

A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sundress, walked into a bar in
Dublin. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as she
pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man here
will
buy a lady a drink?"

The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the
end of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter
and bellowed, "Give the ballerina a drink!"

The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned
to the patrons and again pointed around at all of them , revealing the
same hairy armpit, and asked, "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"

Once again, the same little drunk slapped his mo ney down on the bar and
said, "Give the ballerina another drink!"

The bartender approached the little drunk and said, "Tell me, Paddy,
it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but why do you
keep calling her the ballerina?"

The drunk replied, "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has got to
be a ballerina!



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GRNINJA

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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #1 on: June 11, 2007, 06:52:40 PM »

thats better  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Andy J

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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #2 on: June 11, 2007, 07:28:52 PM »

superb  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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madlad

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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #3 on: June 11, 2007, 08:00:56 PM »

I had a feeling that was coming, srtill funny all the same......... [rofl]
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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #4 on: June 11, 2007, 10:26:41 PM »

 [clap] [clap] [clap]



that remindes me      why do ballerina`s wear tights ?
                                          so they dont get stuck to the floor when they do the splits.       [whistle]
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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #5 on: June 11, 2007, 10:30:50 PM »

gross  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #6 on: June 11, 2007, 10:34:42 PM »

 :lol:
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Andy J

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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #7 on: June 12, 2007, 12:47:57 AM »

good call Roxy +bhp fella  [rofl]
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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #8 on: June 12, 2007, 05:49:51 AM »

not bad!  [clap]
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Re: Ballerina!
« Reply #9 on: June 12, 2007, 10:25:17 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [clap]

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