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gopher

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no knickers
« on: May 28, 2007, 10:17:24 PM »
James Bond is sat having dinner with a beutifull russian woman he looks at his watch turns to her and says "you have no knickers on" The beutifull russian woman almost chokes (on her cornish pastie) and says "thats ridiculous what a thing to say and how do you know that i am not wearing knickers" James says "Q made me this watch and it's telepathic" she says "well you can take that watch back to Q and tell him it does not work as i do have knickers on"  James looks puzzled looks at his watch shakes it looks back to the woman and says "no my mistake the damn things an hour fast"
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Andy J

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Re: no knickers
« Reply #1 on: May 28, 2007, 10:18:56 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: no knickers
« Reply #2 on: May 28, 2007, 10:20:23 PM »
 :hello2:
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Re: no knickers
« Reply #3 on: May 28, 2007, 10:21:34 PM »
 :lol: nice one mate :icon_thumright:
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Re: no knickers
« Reply #4 on: May 28, 2007, 11:30:11 PM »
 [rofl]
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Re: no knickers
« Reply #5 on: May 29, 2007, 11:22:42 AM »
 [rofl] :headbang:
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Re: no knickers
« Reply #6 on: May 29, 2007, 08:40:02 PM »
 [rofl] :icon_thumright:

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Re: no knickers
« Reply #7 on: May 29, 2007, 10:39:37 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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