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Author Topic: why not to talk in the toilet  (Read 1944 times)

mannzx10r

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why not to talk in the toilet
« on: May 24, 2007, 09:02:44 PM »

I needed to pay a visit, so I found a public toilet that had two cubicles. One of the doors was locked.


So I went into the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

A voice came from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you going?"

Although I thought that it was a bit strange, I didn't want to be rude,

So I replied "Not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again "So, what are you up to?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly, "Just having a quick poo. How about your self?"

The next thing I heard him say was ... "Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back.

I've got some dick head in the loo next to me answering everything I say."
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Re: why not to talk in the toilet
« Reply #1 on: May 24, 2007, 09:07:51 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] nice

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Re: why not to talk in the toilet
« Reply #2 on: May 24, 2007, 09:08:59 PM »

You couldn't even make that shit up..... [wall]
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Re: why not to talk in the toilet
« Reply #3 on: May 24, 2007, 09:51:43 PM »

heard it before  :dontknow:
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Re: why not to talk in the toilet
« Reply #4 on: May 24, 2007, 09:52:43 PM »

Made me laugh  [rofl]
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Re: why not to talk in the toilet
« Reply #5 on: May 24, 2007, 10:06:54 PM »

Cracking - BHP
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Re: why not to talk in the toilet
« Reply #6 on: May 24, 2007, 10:47:12 PM »

 [clap]
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Re: why not to talk in the toilet
« Reply #7 on: May 24, 2007, 11:47:17 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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