> >One morning the husband returns after several hours of fishing and
> >decides to take a nap. Although not familiar with the lake, the wife
> >decides to take the boat out. She motors out a short distance, and
> >reads
her book.
> >
> >Along comes a Game Warden in his boat. He pulls up alongside the
> >woman and says, "Good morning, Ma'am. What are you doing?"
> >
> >"Reading a book," she replies, ( thinking, Isn't that obvious?")
> >"You're in a Restricted Fishing Area," he informs her.
> >
> >"I'm sorry, officer, but I'm not fishing, I'm reading."
> >
> >"Yes, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you could start
> >at any moment. I'll have to take you in and write you up."
> >
> >"If you do that, I'll have to charge you with sexual assault," says
> >the woman.
> >
> >"But I haven't even touched you" says the game warden.
> >
> >"That's true, but you have all the equipment. For all I know you
> >could start at any moment."
> >
> >"Have a nice day ma'am," and he left.
> >
> >MORAL:
> >Never argue with a woman who reads.
> >It's likely she can also think.
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