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Author Topic: Choose life.  (Read 2845 times)

Jon177

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Choose life.
« on: April 25, 2007, 09:36:52 PM »

Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suite on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on a Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself.

Choose your future.

Choose life.


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"Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a bike. Choose your kit. Choose a fucking big motor, choose alloy, carbon, titanium, trick suspension and paintjob. Choose good brakes, low weight, and full-comp' insurance. Choose you're line, choose your apex, choose your braking marker. Choose your number. Choose your friends. Choose leahers and throw-over luggage. Choose a two-piece suit on hp in a range of Italian designs... Choose DIY and wondering how to put it all back together on a Saturday evening. Choose carving, scratchin', third gear stand-up wheelies. Sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing F1 or stuffing up the inside in MotoGP. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pishing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourself... making you sell the bike for a family wagon.

Choose your future.

Choose life... choose a bike."
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #1 on: April 25, 2007, 09:58:22 PM »

 :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright:

Nice ditty. I do love that Trainspotting film
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #2 on: April 25, 2007, 10:07:04 PM »

I have a witty interesting and funny post to put here ................................. but I forgot so make your own and pretend I said it  :icon_thumright:










 [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #3 on: April 25, 2007, 10:48:24 PM »

Ok mate, pretend I laughed about it as well and we'll call it quits eh!  :icon_thumleft:
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #4 on: April 25, 2007, 10:49:28 PM »

spot on buddy  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] this is really easy this forum ... right lets all pretend everything and all go to bed  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #5 on: April 25, 2007, 11:05:19 PM »

but it's only 6pm G...i'm no where near my bedtime [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #6 on: April 25, 2007, 11:08:58 PM »

get to bed uncle Frank  [whistle]




Just kidding buddy  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #7 on: April 25, 2007, 11:20:16 PM »

hahaha....i'm not that old.....yet [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #8 on: April 25, 2007, 11:27:09 PM »

you aint been to here much then .... you can uncles at 16 and younger  every day round here  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #9 on: April 26, 2007, 12:04:43 AM »

hahahahhaha....as long as you don't have and uncle dad like the yanks...it's all good [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Choose life.
« Reply #10 on: April 26, 2007, 08:43:50 AM »

hahahahhaha....as long as you don't have and uncle dad like the yanks...it's all good [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

oh no not round here....... only in imber village  :tongue3: pointy head ville
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