Here are a few excused people have used
* If the other driver had stopped a few yards behind himself, it would not have happened.
* Coming home I drove into the wrong house and collided with a tree I haven't got.
* A pedestrian hit me and went underneath my car.
* I blew my horn but it would not work as it was stolen.
* The other car collided with mine without giving any warning of its intentions.
* I knocked over a man. He admitted it was his fault and had been knocked over before.
* I consider neither vehicle to blame, but if either was to blame it was the other one.
* The bloke was all over the road, I had to swerve a number of times before I hit him.
* In attempting to kill a fly I drove into a telephone pole.
* I was on my way to the doctor with rear end trouble when my universal joint gave way causing my to have an accident.
* My car was legally parked as it backed into the other vehicle.
* I was sure the old fellow would never make it to the other side of the road when I struck him.
* The pedestrian had no idea in which direction to run, so I ran over him.
* I saw a slow-moving, sad-faced old gentleman as he bounced off the bonnet of my car.
* Leaving home for work I drove out of my drive straight into a bus; the bus was five minutes early.
* The accident was caused by me waving to the man I hit last week.
* The accident was due to the road bending
