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Author Topic: Buttercups and Golf  (Read 1643 times)

HammyUK

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Buttercups and Golf
« on: April 02, 2011, 09:31:41 AM »

Towards the end of a round of golf, Tony hit his ball into the woods and found it in a patch of pretty, yellow buttercups.
Trying to get his ball back in play, he ended up thrashing just about every buttercup in the patch.



All of a sudden - WOOSH!!
In a flash and puff of smoke, a little old woman appeared.
She said, "I'm Mother Nature! Do you know how long it took me to make those buttercups? Just for doing what you have done, you won't have any butter for your popcorn for the rest of your life. Better still, you won't have any butter for your toast for the rest of your life! As a matter of fact, you'll never have any butter for anything for the rest of your life!'
Then - WOOSH! - she was gone.



After Tony recovered from the shock, he hollers for his friend Bob. "Where are you?"
Bob yells, "I'm over here in the pussy willows."
Tony screams back, "Don't swing, Bob! For the love of God, don't Swing!"
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10R_fettler

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Re: Buttercups and Golf
« Reply #1 on: April 02, 2011, 12:31:42 PM »

 [rofl]
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Mark GVA

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Re: Buttercups and Golf
« Reply #2 on: April 02, 2011, 01:16:28 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] :icon_thumright:
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big_gaz

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Re: Buttercups and Golf
« Reply #3 on: April 02, 2011, 07:36:49 PM »

 :shock: [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Buttercups and Golf
« Reply #4 on: April 04, 2011, 02:48:33 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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