Good Evening,
Ive just driven the short journey home from my girlfriends, She lives at J23 and I live at J25 of the M1 so not far at all.. However, every time i do this journey i witness the most idiot and retarded driving possible.
Im a white van man, but a decent one and theres a few things that ive learnt.
1) The middle lane is for normal everyday driving on a motorway with not much traffic, as being on the inside lane must have an invisible wall built up, stopping people using it.
2) Theres a Articulated lorry in front of you and your doing 70. Obviously your going to come up to it soon, but ill wait untill i can read the "made in taiwan" sticker on the bumper before i pull out
3) there was a mist about a fortnight ago, so ill leave my front and rear foglights on just incase there will be one again..... In the next 20 years.
4) As well as driving in the middle lane, i must do so at 50mph and then flash like f*** at the van that overtook me becuase he uses the motorway correctly..
5) When i leave the motorway at my designated junction, i shall slow down to 40 before the slip road, leave immidiatley and then decide i want the right hand lane..
And as if this wasnt enough, i actually saw a guy reverse 50 ft backwards from the Northbound on ramp back onto the island.. I thought that only happened in "Police camer action"
Anyway.. I feel much better now.. Need some bike time i think!!
Thanks for your time.
