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fido

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Bee Sting
« on: November 30, 2010, 08:48:52 PM »

 A young woman had been taking golf  lessons.
She had just started playing her first round of golf  when she suffered a bee sting.



Her  pain was so intense that she decided to return to  the clubhouse for help and to  complain.

Her golf pro saw her come  into the clubhouse and asked, 'Why are you  back in so early?  What's wrong?'

'I  was stung by a bee,' she said.

'Where,' he  asked.

'Between the first and second hole,'  she replied.

He nodded knowingly and  said, 'Your stance is too  wide.'

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Andy J

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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #1 on: November 30, 2010, 08:55:08 PM »

 [rofl]    +bhp
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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #2 on: November 30, 2010, 11:23:27 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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David154

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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #3 on: December 01, 2010, 09:26:06 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [clap]
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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #4 on: December 01, 2010, 02:23:30 PM »

Nice one  :icon_thumright:

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Re: Bee Sting
« Reply #5 on: December 02, 2010, 03:40:09 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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