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Author Topic: Monica Lewinsky  (Read 1198 times)

Mark GVA

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Monica Lewinsky
« on: November 15, 2010, 10:10:46 PM »
Monica Lewinsky was looking at herself in a mirror. Her frustration over her lack of ability to lose weight was depressing her. In an act of desperation, she decided to call on God for help.


"God, if you take away my love handles, I'll devote my life to you," she prayed.


And *POW* just like that...her ears fell off!
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jamma10566

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Re: Monica Lewinsky
« Reply #1 on: November 16, 2010, 08:27:31 AM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Funny as fook! Im nicking that for this mornings Facebook status!
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Re: Monica Lewinsky
« Reply #2 on: November 16, 2010, 12:14:44 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: Monica Lewinsky
« Reply #3 on: November 16, 2010, 07:07:20 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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