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HammyUK

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Survey
« on: August 18, 2010, 06:22:03 PM »

Last month a world-wide survey was conducted by the UN.
The only question asked was:-

"Would you please give your honest opinion about solutions to the food shortage in the rest of the world?"

The survey was a huge failure because of the following:

1. In Eastern Europe they didn't know what "honest" meant.
2. In Western Europe they didn't know what "shortage" meant.
3. In Africa they didn't know what "food" meant.
4. In China they didn't know what "opinion" meant.
5. In the Middle East they didn't know what "solution" meant.
6. In South America they didn't know what "please" meant.
7. In the USA they didn't know what "the rest of the world" meant.
8. In Britain they hung up as soon as they heard the Indian accent
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roy

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Re: Survey
« Reply #1 on: August 18, 2010, 06:25:03 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] and  [rofl]
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Mark GVA

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Re: Survey
« Reply #2 on: August 18, 2010, 06:44:43 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Wheeltrax

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Re: Survey
« Reply #3 on: August 18, 2010, 06:46:15 PM »

Especially like the last two  :icon_thumleft:
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davemfox

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Re: Survey
« Reply #4 on: August 23, 2010, 09:58:27 AM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [clap]

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Black10R

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Re: Survey
« Reply #5 on: August 23, 2010, 10:34:57 AM »

 :icon_thumright:
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Si-10R

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Re: Survey
« Reply #6 on: August 23, 2010, 07:53:38 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl]
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fringe80

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Re: Survey
« Reply #7 on: August 23, 2010, 07:55:50 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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ZX10R_ZINHO

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Re: Survey
« Reply #8 on: August 26, 2010, 06:23:11 PM »

all true!!
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