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Author Topic: retarded kawasaki owner  (Read 2631 times)

dan.46

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retarded kawasaki owner
« on: August 16, 2010, 03:54:19 PM »
i don't want to sound like a grumpy old twat here (i'm only 32 mind) but jeses christ, what the foook are they teaching in schools nowadays? found this listing on ebay for a zx9r and thought i'd share. look at the grammer ffs!! i admit to being lazy using txt speak or whatever its called now and then but jesus christ, i think this guy is just a complete thicko. it starts off ok but i think he just loses interest after a minute of typing.

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=150480107579&_trksid=p2759.l1259

i couldn't help sending him a message to amuse myself. lets see if he posts it on the listing for people to see...

'alrite m8, ow much wud u tek 4 the byke? ow long av u bin tekkin it on the trak 4? an ow the foook did it mek 198mph? u shure the speado int readin in kmh? gud lukin byke thow. chearz'

let u know what his response is  [rofl]
« Last Edit: August 16, 2010, 03:56:37 PM by dan.46 »
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #1 on: August 16, 2010, 05:14:55 PM »
ah, hes from Ipswich!
That would explain it  [rofl]
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #2 on: August 16, 2010, 05:39:47 PM »
superb, laughed my arse off m8

my favouite is  - LOADS OF LEAVERS N FOOK REST   [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #3 on: August 16, 2010, 05:45:07 PM »
and

PLEASE CUM AND VIEW  :shock:

I DONT WANT NO TYRE KICKERS   :icon_scratch:   so tyre kickers only  [whistle]



class  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #4 on: August 16, 2010, 07:02:52 PM »

Pikey for definate  :pottytrain2:


I woodnt tooch it wiv a barj pool, prob ten niked zx9's put 2geva 2 make 1 qik un

thick as fook  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #5 on: August 16, 2010, 07:13:49 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]" Engine casens are a bit ruff "[rofl] He's in the Wurzels
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dan.46

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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #6 on: August 16, 2010, 08:10:04 PM »
just had a reply off him -

'hi mate i brought it all dun never trackd it my self. the bloke b4 me had 2 of them. as far as i no he had a bit of head work dun ie skimd revalved high lift cam and then rejeted n set up. i thnk its just had sum1 play with it who nose what they are doing. my mates got a 750 n got to 172phm n i left him like he stook still. i would take around the 1450 mark with all the spairs. your welcum to cum test ride cheers paul '

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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #7 on: August 16, 2010, 08:18:17 PM »
I HAVE HAD A LOT OF INTEREST AND HAVE 55 WATCHERS NOW!


Thats because we are all waiting to see what happpens next...  :lol:
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #8 on: August 16, 2010, 08:36:59 PM »
dis is da funnierst eva fred  [rofl] [rofl]

198 phm wif a bold tyer two   [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #9 on: August 16, 2010, 08:44:22 PM »
Wot a god ide som1 shud sen dan in vteto he reso hecan c wot inte rest d ad is gittin   :lol:
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #10 on: August 16, 2010, 08:49:02 PM »
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #11 on: August 16, 2010, 09:00:04 PM »
 :shock:  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] have you looked at his pics  :shock:  looks like he's had a road crash in his garage  :tongue3:
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #12 on: August 17, 2010, 10:01:31 PM »
wot a mong  [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #13 on: August 18, 2010, 06:33:48 AM »
198 mph thats notin mi boike dun well over 500!!!!!                     [rofl]
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Re: retarded kawasaki owner
« Reply #14 on: August 18, 2010, 07:06:18 AM »
Quote from: docta13 on August 18, 2010, 06:33:48 AM
198 mph thats notin mi boike dun well over 500!!!!!                     [rofl]

Myne is fastr than ur's it can du 510   :pottytrain2:
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