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[HammyUK]

doctor, an attorney and a biker were drinking at the bar.

'For my wife's birthday,' said the doctor, taking a sip of white wine, 'I'm
going to buy my wife a fur coat and a diamond ring. That way, if she
doesn't like the fur coat, she will still love me because she got a
diamond ring'

For my wife's birthday I'm going to buy her a designer dress and a gold
bracelet,' said the Martini-sipping attorney. 'That way, if she doesn't
like the dress, she'll still love me because she got the gold bracelet'

'I'm going to buy my wife a T-shirt and a vibrator,' said the biker as
he wiped beer from his mouth. 'That way if she doesn't like the T-shirt
she can go f*ck herself'

[roy]

 

[silky22]

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[David154]