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Cobra88

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Think about this!
« on: May 05, 2010, 03:27:55 PM »

1. Cows
2. The Constitution
3. The Ten Commandments

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COWS

Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that
During the mad cow epidemic our government could track a
Single cow, born in burke almost three years ago, right
To the stall where she slept in Wales ?
And, they even tracked her calves to their stalls.

But they are unable to locate 125,000 illegal immigrants wandering around our country.
Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

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THE CONSTITUTION

They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq ...
Why don't we just give them ours? It was written by a
Lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 100 years,
And we're not using it anymore.

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THE 10 COMMANDMENTS


The real reason that we can't have the Ten Commandments
Posted in a courthouse or Parliament, is this --you cannot post
'Thou Shalt Not Steal', 'Thou Shalt Not Commit
Adultery' and 'Thou Shall Not Lie' in a building full of
Lawyers, judges and politicians ..... It creates a
Hostile work environment.

Regards
Rick :lol:
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big_gaz

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Re: Think about this!
« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2010, 04:34:18 PM »

Oh so true, many a true word spoken in jest! 
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Re: Think about this!
« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2010, 06:08:36 PM »

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davemfox

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Re: Think about this!
« Reply #3 on: May 09, 2010, 02:28:17 AM »

Oh so true, many a true word spoken in jest! 

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Dave
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