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Author Topic: Starter Pistol  (Read 1207 times)

woody10r

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Starter Pistol
« on: February 04, 2010, 10:17:48 AM »

      Bloke goes to doctor having problems with premature ejaculation.
      He is told when you feel yourself cuming  give  yourself a fright by
      firing a starter pistol in the air to prolong the sex. 2 days later the
      doctor sees him again and asks how it went. Bloke says not good.
      We were in a 69 felt myself start to cum, so i fired the gun.
      My wife shit in my face,bit the end of my cock & the postman came
      out of the wardrobe with his hands up !
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David154

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Re: Starter Pistol
« Reply #1 on: February 04, 2010, 12:04:02 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl]
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roy

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Re: Starter Pistol
« Reply #2 on: February 04, 2010, 10:43:58 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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green means go so what you waiting for

fringe80

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Re: Starter Pistol
« Reply #3 on: February 05, 2010, 10:45:21 AM »
 [rofl]
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davemfox

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Re: Starter Pistol
« Reply #4 on: February 12, 2010, 12:13:13 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]

Dave
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Nutz

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Re: Starter Pistol
« Reply #5 on: February 12, 2010, 04:54:44 PM »
 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] [rofl]
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Reedy

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Re: Starter Pistol
« Reply #6 on: February 13, 2010, 10:52:02 AM »
best 1 ive heard this yr, [clap] [rofl]
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