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[Dale]

An old blind man went for a job in a wood yard, saying he could identify any type of wood by its smell............They tested him on many different types and he got it right every single time.

To catch him out, they got the secretary to strip off, and lay naked on the floor with her legs open............he sniffed and said he wasn't sure, so he asked for the "wood" to be turned over............he sniffed again and said " Ye can't fool me.....its an old shithouse door off a fishing boat "

[zx10r bob]

Nice one.....................old but a good one all the same............
 

[roy]