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Author Topic: Ralph & Edna  (Read 891 times)

Mark GVA

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Ralph & Edna
« on: October 23, 2009, 03:46:04 PM »

Ralph and Edna were both patients in a mental hospital. One day while
they were walking past the hospital swimming pool. Ralph suddenly
jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and
stayed there.

Edna promptly jumped in to save him.

She swam to the bottom and pulled him out. When the Head Nurse
Director became aware of Edna's heroic act she immediately ordered her
to be discharged from the hospital, as she now considered her to be
mentally stable.

When she went to tell Edna the news she said, 'Edna, I have good news
and bad news. The good news is you're being discharged, since you
were able to rationally respond to a crisis by jumping in and saving
the life of the person you love. I have concluded that your act
displays sound mindedness.

The bad news is, Ralph hung himself in the bathroom with his bathrobe
belt right after you saved him. I am so sorry, but he's dead.'

Edna replied, 'He didn't hang himself, I put him there to dry.
How soon can I go home?'
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Re: Ralph & Edna
« Reply #1 on: October 23, 2009, 11:09:15 PM »

 [rofl] [rofl] [rofl] :icon_thumright:
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Re: Ralph & Edna
« Reply #2 on: October 26, 2009, 03:22:28 PM »

 :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: :icon_thumright: brilliant!
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