A class of 3 yr olds have just come back to class from their play time.
The teacher ask little johny " what did you do at play time " ?
" i played in the sand box miss " he replies
Teacher says " if you can spell box you can have a chocolate biscuit "
" b o x " replies little johny
Teacher says " well done johny here is your biscuit "
The teacher then asks mary the same question.
mary replies " i played in the sand box with johny miss"
Teacher says " if you can spell sand you can have a chocolate biscuit "
"s a n d " replies mary
Teacher says " well done mary here is your biscuit"
Next the teacher asks muhamid
"did you play in the sand box with johny and mary muhamid ?"
muhamid replies " no miss they wouldnt let me and they were teasing me , asking if i was gonna blow it up and saying i had a bomb under my jacket "
Teacher says " right that sounds like straight case of blaitent racial discrimination"
Teacher asks " muhamid would you like a chocolate biscuit ?"
Muhamid now doing his best to hold back floods of tears replies " yes please miss"
Teacher says " ok muhamid if you can spell suicide bomber you can have one !"
