Guy walked into the ladies department of a lingerie shop and shyly walked up to the women behind the counter and said, "I would like to by a bra for my wife."
"What type of bra?" asked the clerk.
"Type?" inquired the man, "There`s more than one type?"
"Look around," said the sales lady, as she showed a sea of bras in every shape, size, colour and material imaginable.
"Actually, even with all of this variety, there are really only four types of bras to choose."
Relieved the man asked about the types.
The sales lady replied: "There are the Catholic, the Salvation Army, the Presbyterian, and the Baptist types. Which one would you prefer?"
Now totally befuddled, the man asked about the difference between them. The sales lady responded, " It is all really quite simple..."
"The Catholic type supports the masses,"
"The Salvation Army type lifts the fallen,"
"The Presbyterian type keeps them staunch and upright,"
and
"The Baptist makes mountains out of molehills."
