A salesman drove into a small town where a
circus was in progress. A sign read: 'Don't Miss The
Amazing Scotsman'... The salesman bought a ticket and
sat down.
There, on centre stage, was a table with
three walnuts on it. Standing next to it was an old
Scotsman. Suddenly the old man lifted his kilt, whipped out
a huge willy and smashed all three walnuts with three mighty
swings! The crowd erupted in applause as the elderly Scot
was carried off on the shoulders of the crowd.
Ten years later the salesman visited the
same little town and saw a faded sign for the same circus
and the same sign 'Don't Miss The Amazing
Scotsman'.
He couldn't believe the old guy was
still alive, much less still doing his act! He bought a
ticket. Again, the centre ring was illuminated.
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This time, however, instead of walnuts,
three coconuts were placed on the table. The Scotsman stood
before them, then suddenly lifted his kilt and shattered the
coconuts with three swings of his amazing member. The crowd
went wild! Flabbergasted, the salesman requested a meeting
with him after the show.
"You're incredible!" he told
the Scotsman. "But I have to know something. You're
older now, why switch from walnuts to coconuts?"
'Well laddie," said the Scot,
"Ma eyes are nae whit they used tae be..."
