Dear Deirdre,
I have never written to you before but I really need your advice. I've suspected that my missus has been having an affair. The usual signs, phone rings and if I answer the caller hangs up, going out with the girls alot and when I ask for their names it's "You don't know them"
I have tried to stay awake, to look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep. Anyway last night I decided to finally check on her.
I hid in the garage behind my motorbike, to get a good view of the whole street, for when she came home from her night out with "the girls".
On arrival she got out of the car and buttoned up her open blouse. She then took her knickers out of her purse and slipped them on.
It was at that moment, as I crounched behind my motorbike, that I noticed a hairline crack, where the fairing meets the tank. Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop?
