Topic: Same complaint. (Read 1120 times)

big_gaz · « **on:** April 15, 2010, 08:20:53 AM »

TWO DIFFERENT DOCTORS' OFFICES

Boy, if this doesn't hit the nail on the head, I don't know what does!

Two patients limp into two different medical clinics with the same
complaint. Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip
replacement.

The FIRST patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and
has a time booked for surgery the following week.

The SECOND sees his family doctor after waiting 3 weeks for an appointment,
then waits 8 weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't
reviewed for another week and finally has his surgery scheduled for 6 months
from then.
Why the different treatment for the two patients?

The FIRST is a Golden Retriever.
The SECOND is a Senior Citizen.

Next time take me to a vet!

davemfox · « **Reply #1 on:** April 15, 2010, 02:12:42 PM »

Very true

Dave

roy · « **Reply #2 on:** April 15, 2010, 08:36:57 PM »

funny but fooking true

HoodyZX10r · « **Reply #3 on:** April 15, 2010, 10:48:58 PM »

WOOF WOOF

David154 · « **Reply #4 on:** April 16, 2010, 06:10:57 PM »

Too true!

fragma · « **Reply #5 on:** April 16, 2010, 09:27:20 PM »

If i go to the doctors, piss on the floor, make loads of noise and start chewing the chair do you think the would treat me as quick?

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big_gaz

Same complaint.

davemfox

Re: Same complaint.

roy

Re: Same complaint.

HoodyZX10r

Re: Same complaint.

David154

Re: Same complaint.

fragma

Re: Same complaint.